The Misadventures of Mr and Mrs Anubis

Now we’re in trouble…….

March 24th February 24, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — mdmnore88 @ 1:19 am

OK so basically last night I baked for one of the guys who is leaving my job and ironed the curtains. I had no time to do laundry books or anything. So here is my list today.

-Put laundry away
-Get glasses fixed

I know not too much goals today. I may try to put the rest of my books away. Tomorrow I have so much to do but since Scott insisted on having the kids I really won’t get shit done. Today is his birthday. I didn’t get him anything. I did buy him cheese and baked cookies two things I never let him have because he gained so much weight and really refuses to try to diet. Like I have any room to talk! I think I gained all 6 lbs I lost from last week back yesterday with the lunch I had. Plus I was baking so I was eating all of the cookie dough and the brownie batter. lol I’m terrible. I’m such a binger.


Mission Impossible…….. February 23, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — mdmnore88 @ 12:59 am

Dun Dun dun Dun dun do do dooooo…..
I want to be rich. Yeah I know everyone does. I don’t want to be so filthy rich that I wipe my ass with $500 bills but I want to never worry about money ever again. I want things to go smoothly. I want to make more money than I pay out in taxes or in bills. Did you know that most of us work from January til May for free. Yep it goes to the government. It’s sad. I mean how can a working family making a modest income ever get out of the rat race. They can’t. Your assets must outweigh your expenses. Which 95% of America will never do. If you want to be rich or live comfortably you have to constantly make money. And I’m not talking about working hard to get that meager pay raise. I’m talking about making solid investments. Stocks, mutual funds, real estate, etc…. all the risky shit. But look at the activities of those who are rich. Bill Gates for example. He didn’t get rich by being careful. He took a huge risk when developing Microsoft. I gave myself 5 years. In 5 years I will have my MBA (actually I will have that in 2.5), I will make enough money as to where Scott and I will live comfortably and possibly he and I can work part time. I will not have any debt accept my mortgage, since well I don’t see me paying off $150,000 any time soon, but you never know. I want to be so comfortable with my money that I don’t need a credit card or a payment plan. I want to pay cash up front for everything. After I am moved in this weekend I am hitting up my financial ad visor to give me some fucking advise, since that’s what he is supposed to do. I am going to start small $100 here $200 there and build up some portfolio that I will have in my years to come. Something that I can live off of. Hey I’m 25 now is the time to do it. I have the time to develop this into something that will carry me into my wee old age, if I even make it. I am tired of living off of anti-depressants and anxiety pills. I hate having ADD and I hate not being able to sleep at night because my mind is thinking about school, homework, bills, work, etc… I want to have a job that I love. The problem is I don’t love anything. I actually am interested in buying a franchise in the Xpose fitness centers. It makes a killing. I go to the one in Arundel Mills and in my class alone there are like 20-30 people a night. They charge $9 per class. So on average they make about $180 per class. Ok 10 classes per day $1800 per day. On average they will bring in about $54,000 per month. Not to mention they sell packages and clothing which everyone buys. I am so interested in this…. I wonder how I would begin. Anyway if anyone who reads my journal friend or not has any suggestions about opening a franchise please comment. I made this one public.


Friday… February 20, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — mdmnore88 @ 12:58 am

I’m not even going to go into detail about what happened on Friday. Just keep this in mind. It sucks to work from January until May just to cover your taxes. The IRS sucks balls. I need to beging investing my money. It’s sad when your money is already spent before you even get to look at it. I will not be poor forever. Live within your means. And PS the IRS sucks balls….. By the way I got a B in statistics a feat that we thought was not possible.


The word of the day is… February 17, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — mdmnore88 @ 12:53 am

Tax lien. Yes as in a 16 year old tax lien that is on Scott from his Colorado days that we have to get straight before OHHHHHH next Friday or we can’t have the house and we lose our money. Everything his dad touches turns to shit. I hate his dad. I now officially hate two people in the world. Tony and Ben. It’s funny that they both are men! Scott’s dad, Ben, told him that he took care of everything when Scott moved to MD. Scott had a townhouse in Colorado. As you all know Scotty was a little wild in his younger years. When he tells me stories I just think gee when I was 21 I was on a whole different page then you were. But regardless…. He only moved out here because his life was in shambles where he was living. There was a jealous guy who tried to kill him (over a girl that Scott didn’t even date) and some one who broke into his house and destroyed it. They took a sledgehammer to his kitchen cabinets. Busted down his walls. He was only 21 when all of this happened and he was actually growing out of the wild era. Anywho.. Scott came home to find his house destroyed and got scared. He stayed with a friend for a few days then his dad suggested he move to MD. That was in August of 91. Now the house was in Scott’s name, but his dad told him he was transferring ownership to him and taking care of the house. Scott just found out that he gave Power of Attorney of the house to his Uncle Don, which Scott never knew until I looked up the public records. I love looking stuff up. Be afraid…be very afraid… I can find all types of shit on almost anyone. I’ve done it many times and since I was studying to be a lawyer I know lots of tricks… I wish I could do that for a living. Look up people and look up dirt on people….. Back to Ben. He didn’t transfer ownership until 92 which leaves a whole year that no taxes were paid. I don’t even know what the liens were for but I need to get this straight or I’ll lose my mind.


The countdown…. February 15, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — mdmnore88 @ 12:50 am

9 days until I close on my house. Life will be grand! Maybe some of my stress will subside. Who fucking knows? On a happier note, the class that I believe is the work of the devil, aka statistics, is finished and I took 2 weeks off of school to work out the move. Oh and I officially quit dance on Monday. I haven’t called Adrienne, and she is probably bitching, but that is her nature. The 9th was her birthday and I thought everyone was going out to celebrate. Me being well me always the last to know whats going on due to my hellish life, decides not to call her and wish her a happy birthday since I was expecting to see her in the evening….well I talk to Sarah and Gina and Adrienne bailed. Christ only knows. It’s her birthday. And Adrienne probably secretly hates me now and is having one of her Oscar winning tantrums. She is a whiny bitch when she doesn’t get her way. Gee it must be nice to just teach dance and go to school.. to take dance classes. The bitch hasn’t a clue about life. Her soon to be husband showers her with gifts and buys her everything. I am not even sure how she is going to college. Probably money she saved since she doesn’t pay for anything. I am hoping reality bites her in the ass soon. She and Paul just bought a house and maybe she will realize that life does not revolve around her and that a BGE bill is more important than a 150 pair of jeans. Whoo I guess I’ll tell ya how I really feel lol. Her life irritates me maybe because I am jealous. I always had to work for everything. I never looked for a needy guy who just wanted to pay for everything and shower me with gifts. My philosophy was I make my own money I don’t need yours. Go Women’s Lib. Jesus I am a bitter person. Maybe that’s why they put me on so many meds to calm my shit down. Anyhoo… Countdown until I have my MBA 2.5 years. Undergrad is only a few classes to go. I have to take a few gened classes over the summer through CCBC in order to fulfill a few requirements then finish up with my core classes. So I should be done around Christmas/New Years if I play my cards right. I am getting ready now to go to hell or as many of you call it work.


Moving and other stress related issues February 10, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — mdmnore88 @ 12:47 am

I think that stress can make you fat or not loose weight. I know it sounds crazy, but I believe it. My life is stress. No question about it. I really am nuts lately. I work too much- but the good side is due to a change in an IRS tax law, my job is now eligible for overtime. Sweet ass. I move in 2 weeks exactly. Not packed at all. My real estate agents drive me nuts. They call me at work 500 times a day. Why me? Couldn’t Scott take their frivolously retarded calls? And one of my agents keeps referring to me as “girl” For example a voice message… Hey girl it’s Carmelina. I just wanted to say hey and girl I know your stressed but girl we’re almost done……” Right so I listen to that all day. My deposit bounced because I made a very bad decision. I held off on making my car payment for a week because I didn’t have the cash on hand. Now I was told that my deposit check for the house wouldn’t be cashed until settlement. So I took a risk. I had a ton of money in my checking account. I payed my car because Chrysler is so anal if you don’t pay on time they call your ass like the next day. My dad is on the account so I could get the 0% financing and well they called him. And my dad gets to talking to me in a disappointed tone then says well this better not mess up my credit. So I have that to deal with. Now I have my mortgage closer calling me requesting all kinds of retarded information. They need a letter of explanation for some job I had a few years ago but I didn’t stay there very long. Same thing with Scott. They had an old job he did for like one summer. Holy Shit what is the big deal. Then I have Scott giving me shit. Why do they need that? blah blah blah. I was like I don’t know but we won’t get the loan if we don’t do it! Then the fuckface said to me “I’m your husband. You’re supposed to be my wife. When I ask you to do something I expect you to do it.” I think I wanted to stab him in the eye but from the look I gave him he was like “I didn’t mean it that way. You just always have to argue with me. Technically yes, but it’s because I’m right and I know what the fuck I am talking about since I am in charge of everything. He gives me this shit that he is tired and works so hard. Jesus I think I work just as many hours as he does. I mean obviously I do. We carpool to work. We arrive and leave together. So I have his grouchy ass to deal with. I am trying more than anything to just lose a few pounds. I’m even doing a new exercise/dance class. It’s called Xpose fitness. Basically it’s an exotic dance class with pilates and yoga incorporated. They even have pole classes! Which I will be taking in a few weeks. I want to do the chair/floor class for a while. You even have to wear platform boots while doing it. There is this one move where you sit sideways on the chair and lean back while slowly kicking and peddling your feet. It’s great. Now speaking of dance I have so much shit going on with school the house work the shows that I can only go so much. I know they are all bitching about it but I also know that I am paid in full for the entire year and have been since October so they would never kick me out. Plus the fuckers begged me to come back so I did. Not next year. …..And school 10 weeks of concentrated statistics classes. Not just the math, but we have to come up with our own formulas and problems and research topics then test the hypothesis blah blah…. it’s over Monday and I will never see statistics again until grad school. I gave myself two weeks off school so I can concentrate on moving. I want to go lay in a hot tub and soak…………